I got these in an email and just thought they were too cute....
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
Mothers don't do spare time.
What's the difference between moms & dads??
Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be??
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.